Cat Coronavirus Diary – Day 16

Hello Humans:

This quiet time for humans has meant that cat videos are no longer the most popular animal videos being watched. Typical humans. They’re becoming more like cats and so they’re not watching videos of cats doing what humans are doing.

Humans are now watching videos of sheep playing on a roundabout in south Wales and of goats invading the north Welsh town of Llandudno and eating everything to do with plants, such as flowers and hedges and bushes. Those goats are so greedy and they are so blatant about it. It’s not fair. If I did that, I’d be told off and harassed. The goats just run off back to The Great Orme, though they can’t take the tram as it’s not running at the moment.

My humans are going to release a video of me soon, though it’s not intended to be amusing. It’s a sequence of me yawning, because I do that a lot, and it’s intended to make you feel tired. I don’t think it will work, when I saw it, it made me think of the dentist and that’s the opposite of relaxing. I think their video should be of me sleeping and purring because that will make people feel tired and more relaxed.

Miaowwwwwwwww for now



Published by Julian Worker

I was born in Leicester. I attended school in Yorkshire and University in Liverpool. I have been to 93 countries and territories including The Balkans and Armenia in 2015, France and Slovakia in 2016, and some of the Greek Islands in 2017. My sense of humour is distilled from The Goons, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and Midsomer Murders. I love being creative in my writing and I love writing about travelling. My next books are a travel book about Greece and a novel inspired by Brexit.

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