This excerpt is from a collection of funny stories

Architect         n          Someone who places discreet curved structures into buildings, which take quite a time to see.

Rearrange        n          The width of the space that your backside occupies when you sit on a chair, stool, or seat.

Harmony         n          Any amount of money that you find when you are feeling threatened or vulnerable. This discovery makes you feel more at peace with life in general.

Business          v          To run a coach company that specializes in tours to Loch Ness to try and see the monster.

Depend           n          That part of the swimming pool where you can just touch the bottom with your toes, while still having your head above the water. This point in the pool varies with the height of the individual concerned.