Satire – Tomcat Tompkins – 127

“I can see I am stretching your geographical expertise to its limits. I work for the UK government, to be exact MI5, and we have been watching your merry little export business hobby for a while, but of greater importance were your friends here,” he gestured to the bodies on the ground, “who were keenContinue reading “Satire – Tomcat Tompkins – 127”

Satire – Tomcat Tompkins – 123

“They’re hanging out at a gate about three miles away, you might ask the ambulance to stop off there, as I think concussion has paid a visit there too,” replied Filly who was still fuming. The Reverend Green emitted a slight gurgle and lay flat on the floor. “Better make them send two ambulances asContinue reading “Satire – Tomcat Tompkins – 123”

Satire – Tomcat Tompkins – 95

“Torun originally, but now I live in Lewes,” replied the man smiling, “I have two children who lost their mama three months ago to a drunk driver, but I am still here earning a living for them. I try not to hold the grudges.” “Oh, how horrible, I had the same thing happen, my motherContinue reading “Satire – Tomcat Tompkins – 95”

Tomcat Tompkins – 90

“Unless, someone enters this place, puts the papers on the table, phones the police, knowing they’d be round here like a shot. But who would know I was coming here, at this time? Who did I tell?” A vexed Tompkins sat down on the captain’s chair by the table. He put his hands together andContinue reading “Tomcat Tompkins – 90”