A rhyming love poem to Xi Jinping and/or the Chinese Communist Party to thank them for hosting the Olympic Games.

In this Fanstory contest , I had to write a rhyming love poem to Xi Jinping and/or the Chinese Communist Party to thank them for hosting the Olympic Games. Obviously, this is an absurd idea and so the only way for me to do this was to write in the style of William McGonagall InContinue reading “A rhyming love poem to Xi Jinping and/or the Chinese Communist Party to thank them for hosting the Olympic Games.”

So long, and thanks for all the fish – Book Review

We apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll let you find out the significance of these words by reading almost to the end of this fourth book in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. I read this book many years ago and I found it funnier then than I do know. Something has changed and it’sContinue reading “So long, and thanks for all the fish – Book Review”

So long, and thanks for all the fish – Book Review

We apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll let you find out the significance of these words by reading almost to the end of this fourth book in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. I read this book many years ago and I found it funnier then than I do know. Something has changed and it’sContinue reading “So long, and thanks for all the fish – Book Review”

Freddie the Buddhist Cat

Do you need something to smile about in these dark days? Meet Freddie. Freddie treats everything with respect. People, animals, birds, plants, even his breakfast. Freddie finds Buddhism. Saved from the shelter by John and Mary a new life begins. Then he meets Gemma. She regards humans as oppressors as they took her kittens. GemmaContinue reading “Freddie the Buddhist Cat”

She’s Coming For You

She’d loved animals her whole life. When her friends expressed their sadness that no one was hunting the hunters of animals, she decided to rectify the situation. She was the ideal candidate. In her normal job, as a soldier behind enemy lines, she’d killed animal abusers when given the chance and the animals were given some respite from their ordeals.Continue reading “She’s Coming For You”

She’s Coming For You

She’d loved animals her whole life. When her friends expressed their sadness that no one was hunting the hunters of animals, she decided to rectify the situation. She was the ideal candidate. In her normal job, as a soldier behind enemy lines, she’d killed animal abusers when given the chance and the animals were given some respite from their ordeals.Continue reading “She’s Coming For You”