Hello Humans:
This blog post was written on 52nd March in your human world, a momentous day that has never occurred before and will certainly never happen again. I hope you’re making the most of these unique times. They will be your ‘good old days’ one day. It’s part of the collective cat unconscious to know these things. Miaowing is only one way cats communicate. We also transfer thoughts to other cats.
One thought that I recently received when I was practising being asleep was that we should try and transfer thoughts to humans, as they are really evolving physically into cats at the moment and we should see whether they could evolve their thought processes.
I have started to conduct experiments. A week ago, I stopped miaowing and started staring pointedly at the male human, trying to force a thought on him. He tended not to notice at first, but then he suddenly looked at me and said “Are you hungry?”. Well that worked didn’t it? Plenty of food! But that could be me and my limited requirements, so two days ago I changed the thought to “I want to go outside” and started staring at the female human instead.
Well that worked – MOL (Miaow Out Loud) – she said “You can’t go outside, it’s dark and raining and you will get wet and chased by the raccoons.” Tomorrow, if I wake up early enough I will stare at her when it’s light outside and try to share the thought with her again. Let’s see what happens.
Mioawwwwwwwwwwwwww for now
Julian Worker Fiction Writing 