Hello Humans:
I was digging in the back garden this afternoon – I don’t always use the litter tray inside – and I was thinking that humans should start to dig in their gardens too. Unlike me though, they should plant seeds. I have read about this in books. These seeds grow into orange pointy things and small green balls (after they’ve been removed from a shell) and people eat them after putting them in water and making the water froth for a few minutes.
Why not dig up that large green expanse in the garden, I think it’s called a lawn, and plant seeds? Then at least you know where your food has come from and who produced it. No one else has handled the pointed things either, so no danger of catching a nasty virus. You can’t eat grass, so why grow it, only to cut it when it grows too much? I must admit i do eat grass, but only to make me vomit, that’s all it’s good for.
And humans, if you need some help to make your small green balls grow, I can come around and provide some fertiliser free of charge. Now there’s an offer.
Miaowwwwww for now
Julian Worker Fiction Writing 