This excerpt is from the book entitled 40 Strange Groups. Little is known about these organisations, hence the shortness of the book and the low price of less than a dollar. But, if you twisted my arm, I would admit that I’d make them up.
Christians for the Loch Ness Monster is an organisation founded in the USA, which believes that the Loch Ness Monster is The Great Beast from the Book of Revelation. The CLNM believes that the Loch Ness Monster confounds the theory of evolution and proves creationism. Their reasoning is that if Noah’s flood only happened 4000 years ago, then possibly a sea monster survived in the sheltered waters of Loch Ness.
Other members believe Nessie is the serpent from the Garden of Eden. A spokesman for the organisation said “We do get regular sonar contacts which are pretty much unexplainable. More research has to be done, but it’s not way along the realms of possibility for a monster to be swimming around avoiding our sonar scans most of the time, just like the crafty serpent from the Garden of Eden, the one that confounded Adam and Eve. It’s the ongoing battle between good and evil. Some of us believe it’s entirely possible that The Serpent killed Abel, but Cain took the blame because he was brought up the right way by his god-fearing parents.”