This excerpt is from a collection of funny stories
Portfolios n Books that are suitable for reading only on the left-hand side of ships.
Chime n My personal energy which increases significantly when I am blown around by high winds.
Ingreedient v To add far more of a particular item into the cooking than it says you should do in the recipe.
Domesticate v To pay homage to the architecture of the Taj Mahal or St Paul’s Cathedral by having a large cupola built on your own house.