The true meaning of words – 5

This excerpt is from a collection of funny stories

Portfolios        n          Books that are suitable for reading only on the left-hand side of ships.

Chime              n          My personal energy which increases significantly when I am blown around by high winds.

Ingreedient       v          To add far more of a particular item into the cooking than it says you should do in the recipe.

Domesticate    v          To pay homage to the architecture of the Taj Mahal or St Paul’s Cathedral by having a large cupola built on your own house.

Published by Julian Worker

I was born in Leicester. I attended school in Yorkshire and University in Liverpool. I have been to 93 countries and territories including The Balkans and Armenia in 2015, France and Slovakia in 2016, and some of the Greek Islands in 2017. My sense of humour is distilled from The Goons, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and Midsomer Murders. I love being creative in my writing and I love writing about travelling. My next books are a travel book about Greece and a novel inspired by Brexit.

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