This excerpt is from a collection of funny stories

Portfolios        n          Books that are suitable for reading only on the left-hand side of ships.

Chime              n          My personal energy which increases significantly when I am blown around by high winds.

Ingreedient       v          To add far more of a particular item into the cooking than it says you should do in the recipe.

Domesticate    v          To pay homage to the architecture of the Taj Mahal or St Paul’s Cathedral by having a large cupola built on your own house.