This excerpt is from a collection of funny stories

Intuition          n          The feeling that you really should have paid attention in class at school rather than having to pay for private lessons.

Intention         n          The desire to stay under canvas during the night, which slowly seeps away as the temperature drops. You end up staying in the local hotel overnight instead.

Drastic             n          When camping in the forest, these are the final two pieces of wood that you are prepared to rub together to try and start a fire.

Sober               v          To weep out loud because it is early in the morning and you haven’t had an alcoholic drink in over 8 hours. You aren’t an alcoholic though, you just enjoy a drink, don’t you?

Stereotype       n          One of those people to whom it is really important to have the most up-to-date and in fashion method to play their music.