The meaning of words – 1

This excerpt is from a collection of funny stories

Aroma             n          The smell of Italian cooking like mama used to make back in Latium

Prosperity        n          All the good reasons why you should become rich and powerful

Context           n          All those misleading sentences in a contract, which are designed to confuse and misinform you.

Devotees         n          Provocatively shaped golf accessories that cause a sensation at the golf course and country club. They are designed for the keenest of golfers only.

Irreverend       n          A vicar with a true sense of what is absurd, both in this life and in the next.

Example – I joined my church because the vicar is so irreverend.

 

 

Published by Julian Worker

I was born in Leicester. I attended school in Yorkshire and University in Liverpool. I have been to 93 countries and territories including The Balkans and Armenia in 2015, France and Slovakia in 2016, and some of the Greek Islands in 2017. My sense of humour is distilled from The Goons, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and Midsomer Murders. I love being creative in my writing and I love writing about travelling. My next books are a travel book about Greece and a novel inspired by Brexit.

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